bob_lot ([info]bob_lot) wrote,
@ 2005-08-11 22:20:00
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Date tommorow
Have a date tomorrow, the first one since December, and the first one with a girl I actually might care about since Tiffany. For those who don't know, here's the rundown.

Knew her in high school, haven't seen her since. Got this random idea to e-mail her, so I looked in the student directory, and low and behold, there was just the one. I emailed her, hoping it's the right one, and it is.... but she had a car wreck and can't remember me!

So, we know have a half blind date tomorrow. She told me she is wearing a tank top. I had the following conversation with one of my friends.

TheMadHooker (9:52:04 PM): she should not wear a tank top on the first date
TheMadHooker (9:52:30 PM): that's just asking me to look
Prindle I (9:52:30 PM): how's she supposed to know you're gonna have your head down her cleavage!
Prindle I (9:52:38 PM): i take it, then, that she has cleavage
TheMadHooker (9:52:39 PM): I have a penis!
Prindle I (9:52:41 PM): oh don't you start
TheMadHooker (9:52:48 PM): That's how she should know!~

Feel free to mock

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[info]yanray
2005-08-12 02:07 pm UTC (link)
*mocking*

Ha, good luck. You can tell me all about it when you're helping me haul ass tomorrow getting my bed inside the bedroom.

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[info]john_flint
2005-08-12 03:15 pm UTC (link)
So if she doesn't remember you, how would she know if you really do have a prick or not? You could just be packing a zucchini in your pants, for all she knows.

My recommendation: wear sunglasses. Very darkly tinted, and very large lenses and keep your head up towards her eyes.l

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[info]meriadesrai
2005-08-12 04:44 pm UTC (link)
So, you're a repressed memory? Does she not remember you because of the car wreck, or does she just not remember you in the first place and she had a car wreck as well (sort of 'good news, bad news')?

Is it constant amnesia, like in the film Memento? Is she going to forget you again instantly after the date? Will she have to tattoo your face onto her body to remember you? Maybe that's why she's wearing the tank top, to cover up all the tattoos of other people she can't remember.

If you use the line "I have a penis!" as the very first thing you say to her when you meet her, I'll give you a dollar.

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[info]bob_lot
2005-08-12 07:04 pm UTC (link)
She just remembers very little from high school. She remembers the class we had together, but not anyone in the class.

And if she had to cover the tattoos, she would wear more clothes, not less.

As for the line.... I don't know... a dollar vs. a potential girlfriend.... hard to say...

Oh, and Ryan, what time tomorrow?

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